- teacher: the assignment is due monday, so i'll need your e-mail address.
- me: firstname.lastname@example.org
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
When you see a spider by your foot:
When water gets into your ear:
When your mom tells you to take out the trash:
When your hair gets in front of your face:
When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:
When you become a stripper
Let’s file this under “I don’t know what the fuck this is but I like it.”