quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

horanjays:

thewholockiansareinthetardis:

everhaynes:

omg no fucking way

you guys don’t have red skins or bubble o’bills or minties?

and tim tams or tiny teddies or milo?

and fairy bread or caramello koalas or crunchies or cherry ripes or WIZZ FIZZES?

HOW DO YOU LIVE OHMYGOD.

YOU’VE ALL BEEN HIDING UNDER A ROCK.

i feel like someone just shouted gibberish at me then got upset when i didn’t understand

straya

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

amazingphanonfire:

amazingphanonfire27:

amazingphanonfire:

spoken-not-written:

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

BUT IF YOU INSULT ME BECAUSE OF WHAT I LIKE OR SAY WHAT I LIKE IS SHIT i will hunt you down and kill you

jake no thats not..

no shut up max he’s saying the right thing

i dont care shh 

lurisc:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

so god damn accurate

sydthe-sloth:

wish your girlfriend was hot like me

wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

dobbyfredsirius:

drkarayua:

silent-renegade:

I strongly believe that man would actually start crying

Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.

and only one fuck was given that day

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”